








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 962 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 237 | 25% |
| Smokes | 260 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 422 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 43 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $237,925 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IDun9 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | barin | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | ThoRain | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | orange | 39% | 33 |
| #5 | Occ4sion | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | barin | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | ThoRain | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | orange | 39% | 33 |
| #5 | Occ4sion | 35% | 17 |
| #6 | | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThoRain | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | orange | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Occ4sion | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThoRain | 104 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | barin | 69 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Occ4sion | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | orange | 16 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Encore | +3.59 | 84 | 35 |
| #2 | IDun9 | -0.25 | 42 | 37 |
| #3 | barin | -0.34 | 49 | 67 |
| #4 | | -1.51 | 36 | 54 |
| #5 | orange | -1.60 | 38 | 51 |





