








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 816 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 367 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3908 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4470 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2933 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3674 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,419,501 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Encore | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | ThoRain | 50% | 331 |
| #3 | Occ4sion | 49% | 117 |
| #4 | orange | 47% | 194 |
| #5 | | 41% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Encore | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | ThoRain | 50% | 331 |
| #3 | Occ4sion | 49% | 117 |
| #4 | orange | 47% | 194 |
| #5 | | 41% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThoRain | 19 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Occ4sion | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | orange | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Encore | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThoRain | 770 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | Occ4sion | 235 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | orange | 173 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | | 93 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Encore | 21 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Encore | +4.12 | 85 | 27 |
| #2 | barin | +0.83 | 52 | 66 |
| #3 | orange | +0.01 | 40 | 48 |
| #4 | ThoRain | -0.87 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | | -1.20 | 40 | 51 |





