








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4321 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3015 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2395 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2534 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $390,532 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XChaussette | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | . TTF . bEULS_ | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | chama o no chama ? | 61% | 33 |
| #4 | ✪ Strouben | 60% | 48 |
| #5 | FLOOOZZY ********** | 59% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | KagamikoPrac | 57% | 30 |
| #9 | LoTenTicK | 54% | 13 |
| #10 | ♥ RedBack ♥ | 53% | 15 |
| #11 | chuross | 50% | 42 |
| #12 | =TTF= Yamato | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLOOOZZY ********** | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | chuross | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | XChaussette | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | . TTF . bEULS_ | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | KoRoZiff | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Strouben | 232 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | FLOOOZZY ********** | 224 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | | `.sCoRp | 181 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | chuross | 153 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | LoTenTicK | 119 | 0.44 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLOOOZZY ********** | +2.52 | 83 | 75 |
| #2 | ♥ RedBack ♥ | +2.10 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | zdMeïster | +1.69 | 86 | 76 |
| #4 | KagamikoPrac | +0.51 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | LoTenTicK | +0.48 | 70 | 74 |





