








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1588 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1911 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1492 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1708 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $738,844 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoTenTicK | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Kagamiko | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | KoRoZiff | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | FLOOOZZY ********** | 63% | 56 |
| #5 | chama o no chama ? | 62% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MinOou_ | 13 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | zdMeïster | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | chuross | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | FLOOOZZY ********** | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | ✪ Strouben | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zdMeïster | 518 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | ✪ Strouben | 211 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | chuross | 207 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | FLOOOZZY ********** | 186 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | LoTenTicK | 148 | 0.45 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLOOOZZY ********** | +3.01 | 82 | 76 |
| #2 | zdMeïster | +2.16 | 85 | 79 |
| #3 | LoTenTicK | +1.14 | 74 | 79 |
| #4 | KagamikoPrac | +0.24 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | | `.sCoRp | +0.23 | 79 | 52 |





