








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 326 | 22% |
| Smokes | 437 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 515 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 233 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $245,779 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abvu | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | edgy | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | SIMOMS | 46% | 54 |
| #4 | yves^ x) | 46% | 35 |
| #5 | ciro | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yves^ x) | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | SIMOMS | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ciro | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | edgy | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edgy | 311 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #2 | SIMOMS | 189 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | yves^ x) | 133 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | ciro | 103 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | abvu | 29 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edgy | +1.69 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | yves^ x) | +0.37 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | Spoderman himself | +0.26 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | ciro | +0.05 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | SIMOMS | -0.01 | 78 | 67 |





