








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Wingman | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5009 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3651 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4979 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3564 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,062,312 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yves^ x) | 28 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | ciro | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Spoderman himself | 8 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Monkey D. Snuts | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | edgy | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIMOMS | +1.69 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | edgy | +1.35 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | yves^ x) | +0.23 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | Monkey D. Snuts | +0.10 | 73 | 52 |
| #5 | Spoderman himself | -0.05 | 74 | 47 |





