








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1071 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 694 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,461 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5809 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5925 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6523 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6204 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,615,597 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Igr ✪ | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | DoDo | 58% | 91 |
| #3 | swattish | 53% | 81 |
| #4 | Aʀᴛᴢɪɴ | 51% | 339 |
| #5 | FrV | 51% | 345 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | LucasM | 47% | 70 |
| #9 | bobajay | 46% | 332 |
| #10 | Mukaju | 46% | 186 |
| #11 | Brownzera | 45% | 161 |
| #12 | Humpty Dumpty | 38% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aʀᴛᴢɪɴ | 30 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | FrV | 27 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | bobajay | 27 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Japa ** | 24 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Mukaju | 18 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrV | 2022 | 0.27 | 60 min |
| #2 | bobajay | 1691 | 0.23 | 53 min |
| #3 | Japa ** | 1338 | 0.14 | 41 min |
| #4 | 2k | 1098 | 0.13 | 28 min |
| #5 | Aʀᴛᴢɪɴ | 1034 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrV | +2.40 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | Igr ✪ | +2.36 | 65 | 68 |
| #3 | HIM | +1.06 | 46 | 63 |
| #4 | Japa ** | +0.78 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | Aʀᴛᴢɪɴ | +0.48 | 80 | 61 |





