








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3326 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3862 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3274 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2006 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,138,133 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Noname | 42% | 31 |
| #7 | z0mb | 42% | 24 |
| #8 | cone prime | 36% | 107 |
| #9 | flotsam | 36% | 107 |
| #10 | pixie slayer ᚾ🖤 | 35% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoNachoz | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Shock2218 | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | flotsam | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | pixie slayer ᚾ🖤 | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | cone prime | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMineMasterMind | +4.17 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | Gay Puppy | +4.10 | 75 | 42 |
| #3 | pixie slayer ᚾ🖤 | +3.73 | 80 | 35 |
| #4 | z0mb | +1.95 | 72 | 17 |
| #5 | Noname | +0.86 | 79 | 44 |





