








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1035 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5543 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5399 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5258 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5041 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,447,583 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~Flame-On~ | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | Hanso 2 | 64% | 44 |
| #3 | Flumy ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ | 61% | 70 |
| #4 | AiiiMZy | 58% | 85 |
| #5 | ALEBABA | 55% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrFunny | +3.30 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | Hanso 2 | +2.38 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | bartO | +1.90 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | ~Flame-On~ | +1.27 | 94 | 44 |
| #5 | Hanso | +0.69 | 80 | 61 |





