








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 260 | 12% |
| Smokes | 594 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 776 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 612 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $919,711 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IRainZ | 46% | 196 |
| #2 | ✪ IEpiCoS | 46% | 184 |
| #3 | ✪ Thox | 46% | 177 |
| #4 | ✪ IRainZ (The real one!!!) | 41% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IRainZ | 46% | 196 |
| #2 | ✪ IEpiCoS | 46% | 184 |
| #3 | ✪ Thox | 46% | 177 |
| #4 | ✪ IRainZ (The real one!!!) | 41% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thox | 22 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | ✪ IRainZ | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | ✪ IRainZ (The real one!!!) | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ✪ IEpiCoS | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thox | 388 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪ IEpiCoS | 363 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✪ IRainZ | 89 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ IRainZ (The real one!!!) | 30 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thox | +1.98 | 54 | 52 |
| #2 | ✪ IEpiCoS | +0.56 | 72 | 49 |
| #3 | ✪ IRainZ | +0.50 | 42 | 40 |
| #4 | ✪ superch | -0.10 | 51 | 31 |
| #5 | ✪ IRainZ (The real one!!!) | -2.87 | 22 | 15 |





