








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 603 | 11% |
| Smokes | 211 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 3071 | 57% |
| Molotovs | 1472 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $450,507 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoTeJebo | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | ✪ superch | 46% | 196 |
| #3 | ✪ Thox | 46% | 217 |
| #4 | ✪ IEpiCoS | 45% | 211 |
| #5 | ✪ IRainZ (The real one!!!) | 43% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoTeJebo | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | ✪ superch | 46% | 196 |
| #3 | ✪ Thox | 46% | 217 |
| #4 | ✪ IEpiCoS | 45% | 211 |
| #5 | ✪ IRainZ (The real one!!!) | 43% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thox | 22 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | ✪ IRainZ (The real one!!!) | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ✪ IEpiCoS | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | KoTeJebo | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | ✪ superch | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thox | 481 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | ✪ IEpiCoS | 412 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✪ IRainZ (The real one!!!) | 35 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪ superch | 27 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | KoTeJebo | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thox | +2.01 | 54 | 52 |
| #2 | ✪ IRainZ | +0.68 | 42 | 40 |
| #3 | ✪ IEpiCoS | +0.48 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | ✪ superch | +0.04 | 51 | 31 |
| #5 | KoTeJebo | -0.13 | 16 | 58 |





