








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 268 | 17% |
| Smokes | 439 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 455 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 439 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,703 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VANLO | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Schiggi | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | LuVii | 78% | 9 |
| #4 | cHEEKY68 | 70% | 10 |
| #5 | Falco | 69% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krammy | 6 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Falco | 4 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | Leit | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | søle | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | LuVii | 1 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krammy | 62 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | cHEEKY68 | 53 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | BeHinDyu | 38 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #4 | Leit | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Falco | 22 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VANLO | +5.44 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | Krammy | +4.27 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | KnoX | +3.04 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | Leit | +1.72 | 83 | 48 |
| #5 | BeHinDyu | +1.46 | 77 | 75 |





