








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 500 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11834 | 30% |
| Smokes | 11815 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8071 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7317 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,861,719 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | PULZF1R3. | 49% | 562 |
| #13 | LORD | 48% | 66 |
| #14 | Quechua | 48% | 90 |
| #15 | mYerS | 43% | 49 |
| #16 | STV | 38% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeHinDyu | +3.34 | 73 | 80 |
| #2 | Krammy | +2.93 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | M1jOo5 | +0.97 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | LORD | +0.89 | 75 | 80 |
| #5 | PULZF1R3. | +0.62 | 71 | 66 |





