








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4436 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2577 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2768 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3892 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,015,730 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 626 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | killallmytroubles | 58% | 131 |
| #2 | east | 55% | 419 |
| #3 | FISHI<3 | 53% | 143 |
| #4 | kasvatti☆ | 53% | 66 |
| #5 | Rose <3 | 53% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | east | 75 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | FISHI<3 | 27 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Rose <3 | 22 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | kasvatti☆ | 21 | 0.0155 |
| #5 | killallmytroubles | 14 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | east | 1324 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #2 | killallmytroubles | 492 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | Rose <3 | 255 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | kasvatti☆ | 234 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | FISHI<3 | 138 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kasvatti☆ | +4.16 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | east | +2.55 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | killallmytroubles | +1.82 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | FISHI<3 | +1.52 | 72 | 42 |
| #5 | ☆ Pred ☆ | +1.28 | 81 | 46 |





