








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1022 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7338 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7668 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6508 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7890 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,422,862 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freaky ghast | 62% | 122 |
| #2 | Jim Lahey | 57% | 176 |
| #3 | MountainDrew31 | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | nesnah | 45% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freaky ghast | 62% | 122 |
| #2 | Jim Lahey | 57% | 176 |
| #3 | MountainDrew31 | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | nesnah | 45% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freaky ghast | 32 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | Jim Lahey | 18 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | nesnah | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | MountainDrew31 | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Lahey | 448 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | freaky ghast | 261 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | nesnah | 187 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | MountainDrew31 | 162 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nesnah | +3.19 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | Jim Lahey | +2.40 | 59 | 65 |
| #3 | MountainDrew31 | +0.60 | 63 | 70 |
| #4 | AWP LESNAR | +0.52 | 42 | 69 |
| #5 | freaky ghast | -1.00 | 32 | 59 |





