








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 875 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1032 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1788 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 491 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $815,899 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 714 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | [WSC]🖤CandyCrusade🖤 | 41% | 22 |
| #7 | Solenya (Aj) | 38% | 32 |
| #8 | JustDub_ | 29% | 58 |
| #9 | lilgretzky | 25% | 12 |
| #10 | sp1r1tx3 | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOOLI | 13 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Sugarcrisp | 11 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | [RSG] dEUCE | 5 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Solenya (Aj) | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | [WSC]🖤CandyCrusade🖤 | 4 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOOLI | +5.82 | 57 | 60 |
| #2 | [RSG] dEUCE | +4.89 | 69 | 46 |
| #3 | Sugarcrisp | +0.79 | 36 | 61 |
| #4 | Solenya (Aj) | +0.66 | 41 | 49 |
| #5 | lilgretzky | -0.33 | 10 | 27 |





