








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1038 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6386 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6102 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6365 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5064 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,652 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ezpzgeniez | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | bilbi | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Genie | 52% | 507 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ezpzgeniez | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | bilbi | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Genie | 52% | 507 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Genie | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | bilbi | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ezpzgeniez | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Genie | 1171 | 0.11 | 33 min |
| #2 | bilbi | 238 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | ezpzgeniez | 107 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bilbi | +3.01 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | ✪ Baird | +1.79 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | Genie | +1.10 | 82 | 74 |
| #4 | ezpzgeniez | +0.39 | 79 | 74 |





