








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,962 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2010 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3632 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2460 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2860 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,252,306 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 385 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eupivot | 70% | 47 |
| #2 | Kaz2k | 66% | 41 |
| #3 | Aurora | 63% | 89 |
| #4 | 𝓐utismForPresident! | 57% | 221 |
| #5 | Lord Jagg | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Lord Jagg | 52% | 25 |
| #6 | TurboSnigel | 52% | 154 |
| #7 | KitKatMan | 51% | 235 |
| #8 | DRAGON | 49% | 107 |
| #9 | ChildishMikebino | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓐utismForPresident! | 18 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | KitKatMan | 18 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | DRAGON | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | TurboSnigel | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Aurora | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓐utismForPresident! | 911 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #2 | KitKatMan | 347 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | DRAGON | 231 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | TurboSnigel | 205 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Aurora | 149 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Lambi ♡ | +4.95 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | Kaz2k | +1.11 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | eupivot | +0.87 | 64 | 23 |
| #4 | KitKatMan | -0.74 | 59 | 54 |
| #5 | 𝓐utismForPresident! | -0.82 | 68 | 56 |





