








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4940 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4763 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2947 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4621 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $873,131 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | 48% | 44 |
| #2 | nex_muffin | 48% | 279 |
| #3 | FallenPrey | 46% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | 48% | 44 |
| #2 | nex_muffin | 48% | 279 |
| #3 | FallenPrey | 46% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FallenPrey | 21 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | nex_muffin | 20 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nex_muffin | 1136 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #2 | FallenPrey | 259 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | 148 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nex_muffin | +1.04 | 58 | 68 |
| #2 | FallenPrey | -0.06 | 71 | 44 |
| #3 | HopE OmeN | -0.09 | 56 | 60 |
| #4 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | -1.44 | 24 | 63 |





