








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Renown | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2326 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4308 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3507 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2287 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2829 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $529,557 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caraca | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | Konrado ャ | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | MistahFox | 61% | 44 |
| #4 | General_Spinola | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | Egotist | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kriiz ❤ | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | caraca | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Egotist | 3 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | Dartix | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | headway | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kriiz ❤ | 690 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Dartix | 207 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #3 | MistahFox | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | General_Spinola | 80 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | headway | 69 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | headway | +2.83 | 67 | 55 |
| #2 | caraca | +2.59 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | Dartix | +2.36 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | Dysto_ | +1.08 | 71 | 76 |
| #5 | Egotist | +0.21 | 79 | 73 |





