








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2329 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2248 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2281 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2334 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,270,954 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1011 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Synix | 51% | 280 |
| #2 | VanJackal | 47% | 92 |
| #3 | Hornet74 | 46% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Synix | 51% | 280 |
| #2 | VanJackal | 47% | 92 |
| #3 | Hornet74 | 46% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Synix | 24 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Hornet74 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | VanJackal | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Synix | 448 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | Hornet74 | 371 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | VanJackal | 83 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Synix | +4.41 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | Hornet74 | +1.59 | 60 | 56 |
| #3 | Bartel | -1.73 | 52 | 47 |
| #4 | VanJackal | -2.00 | 41 | 45 |





