








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 920 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2796 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 800 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1046 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $743,960 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Until111 | 49% | 142 |
| #2 | soggy bread | 48% | 214 |
| #3 | sharpaxe | 48% | 254 |
| #4 | Egglord | 42% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Until111 | 49% | 142 |
| #2 | soggy bread | 48% | 214 |
| #3 | sharpaxe | 48% | 254 |
| #4 | Egglord | 42% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharpaxe | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Until111 | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | soggy bread | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Egglord | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharpaxe | 415 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | Until111 | 259 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Egglord | 129 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | soggy bread | 56 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soggy bread | +1.00 | 72 | 27 |
| #2 | sharpaxe | +0.70 | 58 | 60 |
| #3 | FortuneDayZ | +0.63 | 54 | 42 |
| #4 | Egglord | +0.09 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | Until111 | -1.36 | 44 | 44 |





