








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 749 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4923 | 18% |
| Smokes | 8756 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6439 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7504 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,224,777 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1097 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Grazas | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | - Skry | 47% | 402 |
| #5 | TikTak | 45% | 248 |
| #6 | Belenkas | 40% | 330 |
| #7 | Jokse | 38% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | - Skry | 58 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Belenkas | 22 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Grazas | 17 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | Señor VAC | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | TikTak | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Belenkas | 657 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | - Skry | 335 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #3 | Grazas | 162 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Señor VAC | 112 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jokse | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Señor VAC | +5.65 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | Twacune | +0.43 | 44 | 53 |
| #3 | - Skry | -0.19 | 46 | 32 |
| #4 | Jokse | -1.27 | 45 | 53 |
| #5 | Grazas | -1.44 | 44 | 70 |





