








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 138 | 21% |
| Smokes | 111 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 170 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 237 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $138,554 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⋆。°✩ starry ✩°。⋆ | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | 시바 | 48% | 91 |
| #3 | Haning. 女の子 | 46% | 101 |
| #4 | Papa Jay | 41% | 135 |
| #5 | MoocHe | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⋆。°✩ starry ✩°。⋆ | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | 시바 | 48% | 91 |
| #3 | Haning. 女の子 | 46% | 101 |
| #4 | Papa Jay | 41% | 135 |
| #5 | MoocHe | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papa Jay | 23 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Haning. 女の子 | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | ⋆。°✩ starry ✩°。⋆ | 10 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | 시바 | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | MoocHe | 4 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haning. 女の子 | 116 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | MoocHe | 65 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | ⋆。°✩ starry ✩°。⋆ | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | 시바 | 24 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | Papa Jay | 23 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haning. 女の子 | +3.31 | 80 | 46 |
| #2 | 시바 | +2.66 | 76 | 24 |
| #3 | Darshan | +0.43 | 62 | 10 |
| #4 | MoocHe | -2.01 | 26 | 49 |
| #5 | Papa Jay | -3.00 | 45 | 15 |





