








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1254 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1165 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 570 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 864 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,770 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMDrone | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | EzBorderHopz #8 cs.money | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Alibaba | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Sean- | 1 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Chopin | 1 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMDrone | 82 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Lekey Zeke | 55 | 0.35 | 1 min |
| #3 | mad3sto | 49 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | 5ushi | 41 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Alibaba | 38 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1nt | +4.70 | 76 | 44 |
| #2 | Regent | +2.06 | 59 | 77 |
| #3 | Sean- | +1.71 | 77 | 39 |
| #4 | EzBorderHopz #8 cs.money | +0.98 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | AMDrone | +0.70 | 61 | 75 |





