








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,911 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 466 | 16% |
| Smokes | 704 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 851 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 890 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,638 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Snakehead2_1 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | aqrcN | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | DJ Trexx | 67% | 15 |
| #4 | Tim112 | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | Fandbotjay | 51% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Fandbotjay | 51% | 81 |
| #6 | Gamingguy | 48% | 60 |
| #7 | bendX | 45% | 44 |
| #8 | KAPAKEN | 44% | 54 |
| #9 | sMoG | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fandbotjay | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Gamingguy | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | bendX | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | KAPAKEN | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | DJ Trexx | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamingguy | 237 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Fandbotjay | 180 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | KAPAKEN | 112 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tim112 | 94 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | DJ Trexx | 42 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Snakehead2_1 | +5.43 | 59 | 66 |
| #2 | aqrcN | +2.85 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | bendX | +2.36 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | sMoG | +2.30 | 81 | 55 |
| #5 | Fandbotjay | +2.03 | 50 | 63 |





