








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 785 matches | ||
| Faceit | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 209 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




202 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,986 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7753 | 18% |
| Smokes | 14748 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 12213 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7272 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,948,582 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghosterize | 53% | 175 |
| #2 | stinky stinky cheese | 53% | 108 |
| #3 | Dank | 52% | 223 |
| #4 | Tokar | 51% | 586 |
| #5 | GX | 49% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jinwoo | 1533 | 0.17 | 40 min |
| #2 | Tokar | 858 | 0.07 | 21 min |
| #3 | Ghosterize | 321 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | GX | 312 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | Dank | 305 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cowboy | +1.69 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | GX | +1.21 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | Jinwoo | +1.14 | 79 | 73 |
| #4 | Dank | +1.07 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | Ghosterize | +0.91 | 70 | 43 |





