








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 153 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,809 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3286 | 14% |
| Smokes | 9082 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 5288 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6153 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,593,349 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 997 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Monsterli | 44% | 79 |
| #8 | Willem ツ | 43% | 58 |
| #9 | Kamehamehaaaaaaa | 42% | 165 |
| #10 | SW | Rainer-Talmud | 32% | 71 |
| #11 | SW | Nighty | 23% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kamehamehaaaaaaa | 182 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | Saeschh_ | 168 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | Monsterli | 161 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | SW | Nighty | 156 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | GlitzerYoshi | 99 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WildeKarotte | +8.09 | 98 | 57 |
| #2 | Monsterli | +4.77 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | Saeschh_ | +4.76 | 67 | 53 |
| #4 | JOKOE | +4.25 | 92 | 45 |
| #5 | Willem ツ | +2.40 | 67 | 56 |





