








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1512 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2409 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2387 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1520 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $367,605 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「 ᴇX 」 | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | niiYa | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | aimeee | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | Stefuuucck™ | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「 ᴇX 」 | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | niiYa | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | aimeee | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | Stefuuucck™ | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niiYa | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | aimeee | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Stefuuucck™ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niiYa | 96 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | 「 ᴇX 」 | 68 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | aimeee | 65 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Stefuuucck™ | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caylen | +0.92 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | Stefuuucck™ | +0.73 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | 「 ᴇX 」 | -0.27 | 46 | 58 |
| #4 | niiYa | -0.51 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | aimeee | -2.68 | 44 | 55 |





