








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1341 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2367 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1514 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1944 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $655,283 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeLox | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | aimeee | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | niiYa | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | 「 ᴇX 」 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | a3RO | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niiYa | 281 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | aimeee | 274 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | 「 ᴇX 」 | 264 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | DeLox | 76 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | a3RO | 52 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeLox | +2.30 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | Stefuuucck™ | +1.48 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | Caylen | +1.41 | 80 | 57 |
| #4 | a3RO | +0.57 | 65 | 55 |
| #5 | swedz` | +0.18 | 59 | 68 |





