








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5623 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8137 | 44% |
| Smokes | 4266 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1937 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 4228 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $934,332 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sizuya | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | h1xx_ ⛟ | 53% | 204 |
| #3 | FamilyFriendly- ⛟ | 52% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sizuya | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | h1xx_ ⛟ | 53% | 204 |
| #3 | FamilyFriendly- ⛟ | 52% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1xx_ ⛟ | 36 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | FamilyFriendly- ⛟ | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | sizuya | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1xx_ ⛟ | 455 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | FamilyFriendly- ⛟ | 424 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | sizuya | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FamilyFriendly- ⛟ | +2.42 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | ^_^ | +2.10 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | sizuya | +2.02 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | h1xx_ ⛟ | +0.31 | 73 | 55 |





