








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1008 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 525 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 147 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6926 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6051 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8382 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6212 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,859,263 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gospodin QrilleX | 50% | 457 |
| #2 | Analex | 49% | 428 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gospodin QrilleX | 50% | 457 |
| #2 | Analex | 49% | 428 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gospodin QrilleX | 27 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Analex | 20 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gospodin QrilleX | 646 | 0.07 | 20 min |
| #2 | Analex | 562 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OSCAR! | +1.44 | 44 | 76 |
| #2 | Gospodin QrilleX | +0.41 | 44 | 66 |
| #3 | Analex | -2.97 | 39 | 63 |





