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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 469 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7778 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5965 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5806 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5028 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,555,267 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hanna | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | Fl1ppy | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | DemonJK | 57% | 54 |
| #4 | Owned | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | Er3mit | 52% | 275 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er3mit | 558 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | Owned | 102 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mclean | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fl1ppy | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hanna | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl1ppy | +3.01 | 77 | 55 |
| #2 | Er3mit | +2.43 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | ![]() ✪MΞRLIN | +1.62 | 74 | 70 |
| #4 | DemonJK | +0.10 | 81 | 18 |
| #5 | Mclean | -1.37 | 65 | 58 |






