








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 981 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,804 | |
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2728 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4530 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4800 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2840 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,117,064 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flatpipe | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | Koso | 49% | 384 |
| #3 | finfaitteri | 47% | 499 |
| #4 | Lastenkoskija | 46% | 91 |
| #5 | Taikuri | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | finfaitteri | 47% | 499 |
| #4 | Lastenkoskija | 46% | 91 |
| #5 | Taikuri | 42% | 60 |
| #6 | koutsi91 | 33% | 97 |
| #7 | rat | 32% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finfaitteri | 16 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Koso | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | koutsi91 | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | rat | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Lastenkoskija | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finfaitteri | 1506 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #2 | Koso | 918 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | Lastenkoskija | 207 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | koutsi91 | 110 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Taikuri | 81 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flattestpipe | +3.33 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | Flatpipe | +2.41 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | Lastenkoskija | +0.35 | 80 | 54 |
| #4 | rat | +0.16 | 29 | 56 |
| #5 | Koso | -0.46 | 45 | 59 |





