








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 541 matches | ||
| Esplay | 52 matches | 1,731 | |
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8546 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4978 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2827 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 6314 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,573,474 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragRanc3 | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | Therese91♥ッ | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | profix) | 45% | 33 |
| #4 | BB | Kiddinho | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragRanc3 | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | Therese91♥ッ | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | profix) | 45% | 33 |
| #4 | BB | Kiddinho | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BB | Kiddinho | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | FragRanc3 | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Therese91♥ッ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | profix) | 181 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | BB | Kiddinho | 118 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | FragRanc3 | 76 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Therese91♥ッ | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | profix) | +1.27 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | BB | Kiddinho | +0.66 | 82 | 76 |
| #3 | Stratus/// | +0.20 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | FragRanc3 | -0.69 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Therese91♥ッ | -4.92 | 22 | 47 |





