








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1724 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1745 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2014 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2191 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,631 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIGA Be | 62% | 115 |
| #2 | AppaK | 57% | 171 |
| #3 | m4NESY | 55% | 251 |
| #4 | Fridaayz | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | JohnnyBoy | 47% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIGA Be | 62% | 115 |
| #2 | AppaK | 57% | 171 |
| #3 | m4NESY | 55% | 251 |
| #4 | Fridaayz | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | JohnnyBoy | 47% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4NESY | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | AppaK | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | JohnnyBoy | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | GIGA Be | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Fridaayz | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4NESY | 880 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | GIGA Be | 401 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | AppaK | 304 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | JohnnyBoy | 176 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Fridaayz | 87 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIGA Be | +3.81 | 92 | 74 |
| #2 | DaliiN | +2.41 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | AppaK | +0.66 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | m4NESY | -1.63 | 71 | 74 |
| #5 | JohnnyBoy | -3.30 | 54 | 57 |





