








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 555 | 21% |
| Smokes | 805 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 690 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 611 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $349,488 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIGA Be | 49% | 45 |
| #2 | DaliiN | 47% | 76 |
| #3 | AppaK | 46% | 74 |
| #4 | m4NESY | 43% | 72 |
| #5 | Fridaayz | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIGA Be | 49% | 45 |
| #2 | DaliiN | 47% | 76 |
| #3 | AppaK | 46% | 74 |
| #4 | m4NESY | 43% | 72 |
| #5 | Fridaayz | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaliiN | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | m4NESY | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | GIGA Be | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4NESY | 308 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | DaliiN | 170 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | GIGA Be | 170 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | AppaK | 153 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Fridaayz | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIGA Be | +3.44 | 92 | 77 |
| #2 | DaliiN | +1.92 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | AppaK | +1.42 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | m4NESY | -1.31 | 70 | 75 |
| #5 | JohnnyBoy | -3.37 | 53 | 56 |





