








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 758 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 449 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5501 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6198 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5091 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4803 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,289,157 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 642 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nut315 | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | Josh :^) | 54% | 139 |
| #3 | Tomb1n0 | 53% | 338 |
| #4 | Danksy | 48% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nut315 | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | Josh :^) | 54% | 139 |
| #3 | Tomb1n0 | 53% | 338 |
| #4 | Danksy | 48% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomb1n0 | 42 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Danksy | 25 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Josh :^) | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Nut315 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomb1n0 | 1682 | 0.24 | 41 min |
| #2 | Josh :^) | 642 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | Danksy | 537 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Nut315 | 197 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freezeverb | +3.14 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | Tomb1n0 | -0.12 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | Nut315 | -0.42 | 66 | 73 |
| #4 | Josh :^) | -1.31 | 46 | 59 |
| #5 | Danksy | -1.83 | 41 | 58 |





