








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4254 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3345 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4055 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2654 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,091,997 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SlooBOB | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | kronix | 63% | 76 |
| #3 | ReepzFM | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | El Cabron | 53% | 168 |
| #5 | eternal⛧ | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Cabron | 28 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | ✪ Armadura1337 | 22 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | eternal⛧ | 9 | 0.0180 |
| #4 | Crisp&Clean | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | xz0r | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crisp&Clean | +2.57 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | SCrapleTV | +1.84 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | kronix | +1.75 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | xz0r | +1.12 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | SlooBOB | +0.51 | 82 | 66 |





