








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 188 | 9% |
| Smokes | 507 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 847 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 488 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,348 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayizzey | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | 私の弾丸を味わってく | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | vakken | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayizzey | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | 私の弾丸を味わってく | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | vakken | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayizzey | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | vakken | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayizzey | 38 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | 私の弾丸を味わってく | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | vakken | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vakken | +2.99 | 69 | 59 |
| #2 | Rayizzey | +1.71 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | 私の弾丸を味わってく | -0.14 | 88 | 46 |
| #4 | Tom1 | -1.13 | 58 | 42 |





