








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 699 | 27% |
| Smokes | 804 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 479 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 634 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $180,089 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainbowfrog | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | 迪拜 GEARGANN | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | SHUUUUUUU_- | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | driz0000R'3RD" | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | 威士忌酒 | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | maouuu | 44% | 9 |
| #14 | RaZ | 41% | 17 |
| #15 | k. | 40% | 5 |
| #16 | natsu | 36% | 14 |
| #17 | 𝔼𝕝𝟛𝕜𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟 | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 迪拜 GEARGANN | 2 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | d3v0 | 2 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | RaZ | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | jkz, | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaZ | 93 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | 迪拜 GEARGANN | 81 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | kUtA | 46 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | natsu | 42 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | falco* | 38 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jkz, | +2.87 | 96 | 69 |
| #2 | Rainbowfrog | +2.52 | 81 | 83 |
| #3 | 威士忌酒 | +2.40 | 73 | 76 |
| #4 | RaZ | +1.25 | 78 | 76 |
| #5 | kUtA | +1.16 | 81 | 71 |





