








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1518 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1277 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1232 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 639 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,711 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Sixer | 55% | 11 |
| #11 | maouuu | 54% | 13 |
| #12 | SHUUUUUUU_- | 50% | 24 |
| #13 | natsu | 50% | 28 |
| #14 | Ry0^ guigui | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 迪拜 GEARGANN | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | d3v0 | 3 | 0.0201 |
| #3 | Sixer | 2 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | fuRy | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Ry0^ guigui | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natsu | 144 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | 迪拜 GEARGANN | 107 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | kUtA | 97 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | fuRy | 87 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ry0^ guigui | 62 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maouuu | +4.75 | 80 | 80 |
| #2 | Sixer | +2.96 | 92 | 65 |
| #3 | d3v0 | +2.51 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | kUtA | +2.06 | 84 | 64 |
| #5 | RaZ | +1.88 | 81 | 73 |





