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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 953 | 32% |
| Smokes | 956 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 799 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 253 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $288,198 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAS | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | AassPeek-Vermilion | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | Axro | 43% | 77 |
| #4 | ZyxeL | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAS | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | AassPeek-Vermilion | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | Axro | 43% | 77 |
| #4 | ZyxeL | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axro | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | ZyxeL | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axro | 147 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | ZyxeL | 64 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | PAS | 35 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | AassPeek-Vermilion | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZyxeL | +3.35 | 71 | 70 |
| #2 | Axro | +0.40 | 68 | 55 |
| #3 | PAS | -0.81 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | ADi | -0.94 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | AassPeek-Vermilion | -3.94 | 44 | 67 |





