








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 625 | 24% |
| Smokes | 916 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 578 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 537 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $630,572 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaQxx | 7 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | DieMoonD | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Metbyfate | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Aleksei | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksei | 585 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | DieMoonD | 410 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #3 | WaQxx | 97 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Metbyfate | 63 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Druidical | 21 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DieMoonD | +3.86 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | Aleksei | +1.79 | 62 | 65 |
| #3 | Metbyfate | -0.70 | 45 | 45 |
| #4 | WaQxx | -0.93 | 43 | 47 |
| #5 | Kalamies | -0.98 | 61 | 41 |





