








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 748 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4588 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3564 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3731 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3396 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,124,260 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rakeesh | 61% | 87 |
| #2 | potatoboy | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | Walker | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | -X1_ | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | xco | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO | 48% | 75 |
| #8 | Plum | 45% | 44 |
| #9 | conter sterk pro | 44% | 63 |
| #10 | DeadBG | 41% | 29 |
| #11 | L 神 | 40% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seniorr | 17 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | L 神 | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | conter sterk pro | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | xco | 7 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seniorr | 634 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | conter sterk pro | 326 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #3 | Rakeesh | 242 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO | 241 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | xco | 183 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | potatoboy | +3.11 | 73 | 73 |
| #2 | xco | +1.92 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO | +1.91 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | DeadBG | +1.18 | 74 | 73 |
| #5 | Peek Me, I'm From York | +1.10 | 86 | 69 |





