








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1128 | 35% |
| Smokes | 912 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 857 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 338 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $240,666 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Wesliiiiii | 36% | 11 |
| #12 | Nikoi | 36% | 14 |
| #13 | Sensei from S.C.H.A.L.E. | 29% | 7 |
| #14 | undemd | 27% | 15 |
| #15 | Houtarou | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikoichi | +2.73 | 60 | 65 |
| #2 | tokiji | +1.52 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | pain1337- | +1.42 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | Houtarou | +0.99 | 55 | 67 |
| #5 | Sensei from S.C.H.A.L.E. | +0.55 | 66 | 58 |





