








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1617 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 787 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12454 | 30% |
| Smokes | 11736 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 9154 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7560 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,919,352 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1035 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SadCity | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | Seman | 57% | 72 |
| #3 | InfestedTable | 52% | 100 |
| #4 | Mack | 50% | 360 |
| #5 | LLegacies | 50% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mack | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | thr0ne | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Lobro90 | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | SadCity | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Edward | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mack | +2.29 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | Seman | +1.59 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | SadCity | +1.17 | 77 | 72 |
| #4 | Lobro90 | +0.80 | 67 | 46 |
| #5 | Edward | +0.53 | 58 | 56 |





