








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Wingman | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,589 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7204 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5692 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6377 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5316 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,363,696 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3792 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mimosa x Cherrytini | +4.32 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | - YodaZen ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ | +2.53 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | | EndOfLin | | +1.84 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | Wizlip | +0.82 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | T1F | -0.33 | 59 | 51 |





