








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 718 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1865 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1053 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1754 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1892 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $980,512 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 887 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yannick | 67% | 61 |
| #2 | Razzer | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | U l t r a M i n t | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | kush | 59% | 71 |
| #5 | EXE kaimu | 55% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PiffPaff | 330 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | touka | 271 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Yannick | 154 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | kush | 109 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sauwz | 78 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXE kaimu | +2.56 | 58 | 25 |
| #2 | seNcha | +1.55 | 79 | 47 |
| #3 | Yannick | +1.31 | 88 | 55 |
| #4 | Razzer | +0.78 | 51 | 55 |
| #5 | U l t r a M i n t | +0.02 | 63 | 42 |





