








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 339 | 22% |
| Smokes | 432 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 355 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 410 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $189,445 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toniblacked | 87% | 15 |
| #2 | kilsi | 86% | 14 |
| #3 | jubeh | 85% | 13 |
| #4 | Viller | 82% | 17 |
| #5 | levve | 80% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Nikolai ඞ | 67% | 6 |
| #15 | sörsseli | 67% | 9 |
| #16 | Staffersson | 50% | 4 |
| #17 | Jevvy | 40% | 5 |
| #18 | aNSSI | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | levve | 117 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | tmzi | 75 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | jermab | 62 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Viller | 48 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | jubeh | 40 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pod! | +11.09 | 98 | 78 |
| #2 | levve | +3.18 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | Ceessar | +2.53 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | kilsi | +2.19 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | Jevvy | +2.18 | 89 | 76 |





